me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…
me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been
that’s all i got for the dash tonight. Sorry
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
i thought it was a phase or something i’d grow out of but i can’t not do a double take when i see a boy w a skateboard like i need to Grow the Hell Up™
skate into this puci
kick flip into the punan
*gets drunk and cheesecake in the middle of the day and smokes an eighth to settle my stomach*